he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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