No stitches, just platelets and will power
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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