I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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