I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she told me i tasted like america
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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