The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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