Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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