im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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