If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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