We're like a lot better than the average bears
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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