Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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