sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
this will be a night to untag.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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