so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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