you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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