oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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