I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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