apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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