no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
