I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my shit smells like andre
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have fence marks all over my body
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Randomize
