I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My bed smells like the plague
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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