is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
where are my eyebrows?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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