And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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