google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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