so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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