i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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