i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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