This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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