Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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