from now on my penis is your penis
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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