i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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