Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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