a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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