He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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