I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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