Church boner. Awkwardddd
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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