my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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