I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Is it because I queefed?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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