I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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