4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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