Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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