I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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