I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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