my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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