I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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