she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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