I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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