Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
That's how pantless uber rides happen