I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.