so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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