Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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