Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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