He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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