What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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