We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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