That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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