Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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